Can I trade lives?

Things have been going bad for me during the past 72 hours, including getting rear-ended on the freeway late on Saturday night. I suppose I should be grateful that I am not in the hospital, but it still sucks that my car's in the shop indefinitely. It makes what else happened this weekend and today that much worse, such as getting threatened with arrest for a DUI by the asshole (Middle Easterner whose English left much to be desired) who was the boss of the taxi driver who rubbed up against me in an intersection when my car had eventually died in the turn lane (leaving a bright green paint streak on the driver's side). I dunno who I pissed off up there, but I really hope that this all means that some really great stuff is coming my way soon. Fingers crossed!