Always check the i.d....

The other night the Papa Roach/Buckcherry tour came to town and one of opening the bands got more than they bargained for.  A couple of girls got to go backstage for a quickie, but after being forced to leave unsatisfied, they decided to call the cops and the boys in the band got arrested for statutory rape.  Two lessons can be gleaned from this.  1) If you go backstage, don't expect for a rock star to instantly be your boyfriend.  2) If you're going to bang a chick you hardly know, make sure she's over the legal age limit of consent and that she's not expecting more than what you're willing to give her.  Just another reason why people shouldn't do drugs.