Office Candy...

Finally met the IT guy for my office.  He's attractive, in shape, and has a great name (who honestly wants to date a guy with a blah name like Bob?).  Unfortunately, he set off my gaydar like an Elton John album.  Why, oh why do major cities have to be magnets for attractive gay men and why are so many gay men so damn attractive?  Almost makes a girl want to be a drag king.  At least there will be no temptation for a tawdry office romance...